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Running Microsoft FrontPage 2000
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In a Class by Himself

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Just For Laughs

How to tell a joke.

The truth is 
  • Comedy Clubs
  • Punch lines
  • How to tell a joke.

Stalag 17, Now that was one funny film.

 

Shirl

 

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Kitchen Dancin'

The truth is 

What a couple.

 
 

I Die for a Living

You gotta think inside-out and backwards.

The truth is 
  • Jig Sawyer
  • Fastest Layout Guy in the West
  • The First Test
  • Against the Grain

If you don't like my work, the first die is free.

 

Bringing Home the Bacon

You Pay for Leads

The truth is 
  • EB
  • Chemsearch
  • Electrolux
  • Electric Golf Carts
  • In Ground Modular Swimming Pools
  • County Meat Packers
  • Trade Winds
  • Aluminum Storm Windows
  • Nassau County Police Car Decals
  • Gard-Rite

You have a split second at the door, and that's it.

 

Tinkering

Look 180o in the other direction to find your answer.

The truth is 
  • Lewis & Conger
  • Tackle Football
  • The Golf Game
  • Ampro Games
  • The Horse Racing Game
  • The Baseball Game & Jerry Coleman
  • Better than a spinner
  • Hand Holder
  • Inventions Wanted by the Armed Forces
  • The Davis Loom

Magnets.

 

Alter Egos

Full House: 3 Kings; 2 Queens

The truth is 
  • Drew
  • Spencer
  • Lois
  • Lawrence
  • Arlene

I taught them everything they know.

 

What's Cookin'?

He knew just how high the water drop should bounce

The truth is 
  • Chicken 'n' Eggs
  • Cheese Burger with Coleslaw on a toasted English
  • Pancakes
  • Chicken Salad
  • Matzah & Butter: A meal in itself.
  • He and Charlie "next-door" Built that Grill
  • Hawaiian Punch
  • Chow Main with Noodles
  • Egg Salad
  • Custom Bakers Cheese Cake
  • Steak Again!?! The Story of County Meat Packers.
  • Metracal.

Take all you want but eat all you take.

 

Gamesmanship

If he's crying he's alright.

The truth is 
  • How to Play First Base
  • Bidding in Bridge
  • How to Get  the Runner When He's Trapped Between Bases
  • The Play of  the Hand
  • Golf Made Easy
  • Whodayalike?
  • Spot Bowling
  • Watch the Guys feet and You'll Know Where His hands Are
  • Touch Move
  • The Vig
  • Pinochle 
  • Gracious Neither in Victory nor Defeat

Know the rules.

 

Rock Bottom Basics

When You're Asked for a Nail Never Bring One.

The truth is
  • Except six for pall bearers.
  • Better Out Than In
  • You Can Always Get Help at a Police Station.
  • A Frisk 'n' a Frosk.
  • Promise You'll Smoke Your First Cigarette with Me.
  • I may not be much of a Jew; but Don't Call Me a Dirty Jew.
  • You've Got to Play it Like the Queen is There.
  • It'll Just take Two Nails.
  • Christian Science
  • Ya Gotta Follow Through
  • It's a real word.

Passover Seder: Can we eat already?

 

Kingbridge

I only heard him call for his mommy one time.

The truth is

Should have found out more about him when we could?

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